Hi everyone, I’ve been a Patreon weirdo for the last couple years, I’m on my second round neck deep in the archives and I thought it might be time to get involved.
Among other things, I’ve developed a fascination with anagrams (the rearranging of letters in words/names to spell other words)
There has long been the idea that there are secret truths held in the anagrams of people’s names and, based on my own observations, this seems to have a grain of truth.
Some examples to kick things off. These ones aren’t mine but are so immediately strange, it’s a good primer. Feel free to cross-check all these on your own:
Clint Eastwood —> Old West Action
Dormitory —> Dirty Room
Hatred —> Red Hat
Elvis —> Lives
Madam Curie —> Radium Came
Astronomers —> Moon Starers
Desperation —> A rope ends it
So, right off the bat, it’s pretty amazing to see and there are a ton of these.
My personal anagrams usually focus more on political and famous figures and trying to suss out weird tidbits from their names that seem to line up. I will generally try to use their “popular” name first and then if nothing comes up, I’ll try with their real name (if they use a nickname) and then their full legal name if all else fails. I will sometimes add punctuation, if it provides better understanding. All these are real and…well…it’s odd to say the least.
Rafael Edward Cruz (Ted Cruz) —> Law Defrauder Czar
Stephen Miller — Him’s repellent
Dick Cheney —> I check, deny.
Jeffrey Epstein —> Feign, Prey, Jest
George W. Bush —> He grew bogus
Elon Reeve Musk —> Knee Lover, Muse
AOC (full name) —> Exorcize A Satanical Odor (my personal favorite)
Vladimir Putin —> I invalid Trump
Tucker Carlson —> Rectal Uncorks (that’s just fun)
Emmanuel Macron —> Mamma Nonce Lure (YIKES!)
Barack Hussein Obama —> A Bahamas Knob Cruise (ha)
Oprah Winfrey —> Whiney fear pro
Joseph Biden —> Needs hip job
John Fitzgerald Kennedy — Deranged fez kilt Johnny (not sure what this means but too weird to leave it out)
Ronald Regan —> Loan Arranged —> An Real Dragon (twofer)
Winston Churchill —> I’ll unhitch crowns
Bashar Al-Assad —> Has Arab lad ass
Kamala Harris —> Has liar karma
Anthony Albanese —> Banana Heels Tony (another fun one)
All of these on this list starting with Cruz are the result of my own work. Feel free to use them however you like. If anyone would like to discuss more, I’m happy to talk about this, carpentry, The Law of One, ceremonial magick, personal alchemy, high strangeness or anything that makes me forget that I signed the dotted line and incarnated here without reading the fine print. Love you guys hope you’re all have a perfectly adequate day!
